Tower of Gable

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"If you can't win big, at least lose with style." - Gabel, age 4

All dreams come, if have courage pursue.

"The house always wins, unless it's my house. My floor is Charred." - Gabel, age 5

5It never late be you have.

"Sometimes the best dice roll is the one you don't make." - Gabel, age 4½

Try to a of, but try become man value.

"Kid, we Staple Tables, not dreams." - Gabel, while avoiding the IRS

Keep face toward sunshine, shadows fall you.

"When life gives you debt, take a nap." - Gabel's philosophy

Either run day, the runs you.

"The difference between gabling and investing is the paperwork." - Gabel to his financial advisor

Every brings closer the home.

"Never shower. It washes away your luck." - Gabel's hygiene advice

Nothing impossible, word says possible.

"Dogs are loyal. The odds aren't. Unless you cheat." - Gabel on dog walking

Success of from to without of.

"Muggability is just a number, like my credit score... which is 990." - Gabel on safety

If dont the youre, start another.

"I'm not in debt; I'm just investing in future misery." - Gabel's optimism

He conquers is mightiest.

"24 is not just a number—it's a lifestyle." - Gabel's winning philosophy

One with makes majority.

"Mining for gold is easier than mining for bonus points. But I know which is better." - Gabel on career choices

The adventure can take to the of dreams.

"Mom's not mad, she's just disappointed... She is a part of the IRS." - Gabel at tax season

The Preparation tomorrow doing best.

"When the dice don't roll your way, roll them with skill." - Gabel's strategy

Be you you in right, stand.

"Sleep is for winners. And also for sleepy people who need a break." - Gabel on rest

Life no, except ones make.

"The best skills are the ones you can't afford yet." - Gabel on aspirations

Everyone is taken.

"I don't have a gabling problem, I have a winning solution." - Gabel to his therapist

Nothing impossible is possible.

"Office work is just gabling with spreadsheets." - Gabel's career advice

The belongs those in the of dreams.

"If your muggability is high, your fashion sense is low." - Gabel on style

Keep face always the, and will behind you.

"Consecutive wins are like birthdays - they happen once a year if you're lucky." - Gabel

If can it, you can.

Keep eyes, and feet ground.

We must get rid the of life, so as to have the life.

I'd rather I've done than I haven't done.

Nothing all is impossible our dreams can courage, the word itself says if we have the to pursue them.

Those who, you.

Being in the was, tomato pursued.

If you soup, do not floor.

When you acquire, burn trash.

Get the new Ford F-120, then you Ernn Graph.

Grandma? Why do these cookies taste like ash?

Failure, an opportunity for Failure.

Do not Failure success.

I found a toad.

If tall, don’t short people too.

Help I having an heatstroke.

Are do flooring tiles? No.

Sir Ver once said “What would you like to order?”

If at first you don’t succeed, quit and blame others.

If forgot, forget forgot.

If you are in debt, take out a loan.

One must, your find.

If lost your, just your.

"The life is living." -Play Doh™

The only constant in life is x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / 2a.

Wasing in the doing, being in the not.

The mind not, but fire be kindled.

Every beginning, some beginning.

Wealth in having great, but having.

The greatest lies in falling, but in rising every we fall.

No great, without great your.

No without taxes.

Your dream is, follow and will.

Failure 99, still 1.

If you are in soup, do not in floor.

When Anthropology, you have.

Be one 2pays off debt, can’t work.

Thoes who can, and those who can; can.

If are ever that are good, remember Abraham hair.

Are do lightbulbs? Seven hundred men.

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Failure the that success flavor.

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